Scrambling to keep up with the girls
Rambling through the mall like squirrels
Brilliant colors catch my eyes– flash mob?
Aberrant inattention, quite a job
Mummies. Two of them appear as fools
Dummies are a few with mouths taped—- cruel!
Shuffle ‘round the stores, these neon freaks
Muffled with bound legs trying to speak
Dr. Pepper placed below one’s chin
Beggar-like he tries to drink it in
Without success yet causing laughter–
Boy Scouts would frown on such disaster!
Aghast yet unable to look past
Typecast teens like penguins walking fast
Keep Austin Weird a motto they fulfill
Black sheep like these in Austin fill the bill